Three of the Best Expensive Purchases I've Made for My Apartment

1) A Japanese-style bidet. Heated seat, heated water, adjustable spray, dryer — these are just the main features. I’ve never felt cleaner. Enough said.

2) A robot vacuum. My floors are always spotless. I don’t even have dust bunnies under my bed. I can’t tell you how nice it feels to lay down on your area rug like it’s just another sleeping surface. And I never had to lift a finger.

3) A projector. The other night I had a few people over, and we decided to browse Netflix until we settled on A Clockwork Orange. Not a lot of people our age have experienced that film on the big screen. But we have.